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seen here is travis, an expert in the arts of survival, largely due to the fact that he was born and raised by wolves with pierced tongues. when he asked his parents if he could get his eyebrow pierced, they told him he would either get his tongue pierced or nothing at all. rather than accepting one of these options, he ran away from the woodland life to join human society and get the eyebrow dealy. go figure. travis sticks to a strict diet of only turkey-burgers and raisins, drinking only a 50-50 mix of prune juice and motor oil. we all assume this potent combination is what gives him such a deep, earth-shattering voice.. |
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